October 2012
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September 2012
52 posts
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dinosaurs-on-wheels:
where can I uninstall my period
i think if you download pregnancy it blocks it for a few months but then you get a really annoying loud pop up that doesn’t go away for 18 years
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spac3crick3t:
kiichu:
can we all have a moment of appreciation for professor utonium
like he does everything for his three girls and puts on a happy face for them
despite
how
lonely
he is
inside
BABY NO….
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camillesaurus:
bedroom—hymns:
clusterphoque:
do you ever get weirded out by the fact that everyone around you is constantly within their own mind and thinking a million secret thoughts and battling internal struggles just like you and that you’re not the only one who thinks these things and that the people around you aren’t just faces meant to fill up your life but they’re actually really...
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starpegacorn:
barackobama:
atumn:
mitt romney has a crush on obama pass it on
omg
omg barack you weren’t supposed to see this
jeszing:
i never get creepy anon messages what am i doing wrong
“Just when the caterpillar thought the world was over, it became a butterfly.”
– Aaron Outward (via penseesduchoeur)
rupindah:
in fifth grade these two guys were passing notes and the teacher caught them so instead of giving the teacher the note one of them just ate it
50shadesofsolkat:
gloomysandwichgirl:
paulyoptosaurus:
trying to put my bedsheets on by myself is like wrestling with satan
more like wrestling with satin
badum tssh
h4ndslikehouses:
imagine if someone really cheap guy refused to poop because it was wasting food
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that awkward moment when you don't know if a car... →
hashtagueate-esto:
i’m usually like
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my-teen-quote:
my-teen-quote:
giveherhellfromuspeeves:
chemicalfreak:
tearsdonttfall:
indiie-mermaids:
^ CLICK YES and never get bored again!
i bet faceboook didn’t think of this
FOEVAH REBLOG!
I LOVE THIS! you just have to click yes.
omg i just spent close to an hour on this!! omg i need a life
this is awesome! I clicked yes and it changed my life.
I JUST SCREAMED HOLY...
My Brother: Is it illegal to expose yourself to a blind person?
My Brother: Why is it called a building when it's already built?
My Brother: If money doesn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches?
My Brother: When something is shipped by ship it's called cargo, but when something is shipped by car it's called a shipment...
My Brother: If love is blind, then why is lingerie so popular?
My Brother: Why is impediment so hard to say when used to describe someone who has a hard time talking?
My Brother: What's the speed of dark?
Me: -awake forever trying to figure out all the answers-
